- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Turkeys are obese

Poop...

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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