- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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