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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

How did the black person die? Of old age

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Cripples are lame.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

this website even though its hilarious.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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