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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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