What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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The Labour Party.

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Suck pussy

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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