Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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womans having rights.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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