im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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