Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

a man makes a bad joke

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

you give like i give lomain

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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