- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

If you have a stroke, call 000

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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