- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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