Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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69

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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