- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Pickles are moist.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

girls basketball

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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