- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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