what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What do black people eat? Food.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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