- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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