Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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