- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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