Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Your mom.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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