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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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