How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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read me write me

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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derp

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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