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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

I don't believe in giraffes.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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