What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Your life

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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