A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

someone jumped off a bridge he died

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

It got hit by a rocket.

Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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