- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

What's the new green? Green

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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