- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What do black people eat? Food.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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