When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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