- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Charlie Sheen

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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