- Anti Joke

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.