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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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