- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Equal rights!

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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