- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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