- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Charlie Sheen

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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