- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Your Mom The End.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Sir, your wife is dead

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