What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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