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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Detroit has a low crime rate

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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