What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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women's rights

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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