What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

vote this down and i will DOX you

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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