Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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