What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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One day a boy asks his teacher what blue velvet is then the teacher says "we don't ask questions like that in my class go to principal's office now"so the boy goes to the principal's office and then the boy asks "what is blue velvet"then the principal says"no one says that in my school get out" so the boy goes home and asks his mom what is blue velvet then his mom says you don't say stuff like that in my house get out!so the boy see's the Mayer. So the boy asks the Mayer what blue velvet is then the Mayer says no one says that in my town get out of my town! So the boy see's a man and the boy goes to the man and the man asks what happend to you and the boy says well I got kicked out of school kicked out of my house and got thrown out of town just because i asked what blue velvet is! So the man tells the boy that there is a lady across the street. So the boy is in the road and then the boy gets ran over and dies. So the lesson here is look both ways before crossing a street

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why girl die cancer

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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