- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Wenis Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

A fat guy!

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What's 9 + 10 19

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

speak now or forever hold your pee

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Ready for something funny? nothing

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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