Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

womans having rights.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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