- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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