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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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