What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

bologna

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Urban ghettos

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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