do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Urban ghettos

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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PENIS :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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