- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

this website is a bad joke

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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