- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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