A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

I am quite mature.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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