What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Women's professional sports

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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What is older than history?

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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