so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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