- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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