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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Charlie Sheen

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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