- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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