- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Want to hear a joke? No.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

your brother so fine that hes skinney

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What fires shots? A gun

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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