Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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