A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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