- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Ms Leong Sux

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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