- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

This is a joke.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Urban ghettos

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

breasts

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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