- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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