Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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