- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

mexicans fishing

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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