- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

What does water smell like? water.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Gordon Brown smiles.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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