why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

When life throws knives at you, run away.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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