- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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