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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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