Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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