- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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