Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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Hey

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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