- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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