- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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