How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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