whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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