- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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