roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

women's rights

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

A muslim paints Mohammed

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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