- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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