- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Pickles are powerful

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Nickelback.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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