- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

your mama's so fat... that's it

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Your mother is so fat.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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