knock knock go away!!!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

A bar walks into a man

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

What did the old man say? Im old

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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