What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Your Mom

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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