What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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I love you.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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France never surrender.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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