There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

a black guy with rights in 1924

What didn't last long? You in the bed

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

I got shot, you laughed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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