- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

I got shot, you laughed

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

who just made fun of katie matt

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

George W. Bush

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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