How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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