- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Anti jokes are funny

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

why did the chicken cross the road

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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