I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Itookasipasoda

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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