How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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penis

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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I'm Spartacus

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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