Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Winking at old people

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti jokes are funny

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Your mom.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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why did the chicken cross the road

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Scott

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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