Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Women's rights.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Women's Rights

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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