What is bad at catch The twin towers

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

A horse walked into a barn...

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

i have aids and a chode

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

A black succeeds

Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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