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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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