A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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what's black? a lot of things.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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girls basketball

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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